a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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