That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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