butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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