worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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