am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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