all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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