Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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