does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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