that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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