ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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