I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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