I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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