Why does Corona taste like a burp?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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