doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
