sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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