The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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