Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
