i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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