if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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