Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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