Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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