He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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