Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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