oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Houston, we have a squirter
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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