we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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