bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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