Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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