"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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