i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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