This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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