just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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