I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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