After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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