I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You need Xanax blowdarts
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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