he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize