She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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