I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
