I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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