would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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