Don't you send me to vm
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
