Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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