I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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