I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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