Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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