But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
