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i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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