Got a toothbrush?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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