We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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