i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Randomize
