Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
