me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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