that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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