My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We left an ass print on the piano.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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