Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You know, be my cock's hype man.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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