I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
