it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just invented taco cereal.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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