their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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