Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i've created a new STD.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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